Hello again dear readers. Where has the year gone,
I once again I apologise for not posting much of late (seems like I am always apologising lately). I have been very busy writing and publishing a new book called, It's a Cat's Life you can read about it and see a preview of the book here
I would like to post an article I wrote back in 2012, for a site called Zujava. I have recently parted company with Zujava, for reasons which I will not bore you with. I think it is a much better idea to have my content on my own site. I am sure you will agree.
No Magazine is my parody "homage" to the celebrity magazine.
Five months ago nobody had even heard of Patchy Meow. People were asking “Who is she?” But now she has started to make a name for herself as a writer. We had an exclusive interview with Patchy on her 2nd Birthday at her family home.
So, Patchy why did you decided to become a writer?
I was sitting one day in my solitary musings wondering whether humans really know what being a cat is all about. I thought to myself why not write about it.
Is that when you decided to write your first book?
I started a blog called the Five Cats Chronicles, now called Catnip Corner. Then I wrote my first book, The Little Book of Cats.
I heard you like to Tweet?
No, it is only birds that tweet. Oh! Hang on you mean Twitter, yes I like to tweet to my Twitter followers and have made many friends there. I also have my own page on Facebook and have made lots of friends there too.
Will you be eating your birthday cake Patchy?
It is a very nice birthday cake, thank you for bring it for me. But I am afraid cats can’t eat caked. We cannot taste anything sweet.
So you can’t have your cat and eat it.
Meow, that is very true.
I heard a rumour you have a boyfriend, is this true?
No it is not true, I am young free and single. I prefer it that way.
Are there any cat fights amongst you and your siblings?
No we don’t have cat fights, although we do have our squabbles.
The Opening of the Envelope Awards
|The cleaning lady.|
|Buy This at Allposters.com|
Interview with Angelina Jolie
At the Opening of the Envelope Awards we chatted with Angelina Jolie or rather Angelina Jolie’s number one fan Angelina Jolie .
You are Angelina Jolie’s number one fan, is this correct?
Yes I absolutely adore Angelina. I even run a fan club for her.
How many fans are in the fan club?
Yes it is just me, I couldn’t bear to part with her autographed pictures, so I kept them all to myself. I have a scrap book full of all her newspaper and magazine clippings .
How do you have same name as your favourite actress?
I love Angelina so much I had my name changed by deed poll. It does cause some confusion when I ring for a taxi or a take away. They think it is a hoax call.
Does Angelina know about you changing your name?
No, although I did send a letter to her agent. But I never heard anything, so I suppose she is OK with it.
Why are you wearing sunglasses at night time?
I don’t want anyone to recognise me.
Have you ever met Angelina Jolie?
Yes I met her at a film premiere. She was very nice.
Did you speak with her?
Yes I did, I was so thrilled.
What did she say to you?
She said, “ Leave me alone or I will call security.”
Did you speak to her today?
Errr no I was late getting here, although I did briefly see her on the red carpet. I even managed to cut a bit off the end of the carpet as a memento.
Thank you for a most interesting interview Angelina.
Meet Isla White she is our NO? Magazine fashionista and fashion editor. She spent a number of years working for the high street clothing store Nomark. Unfortunately she was fired after swopping the sizes of the bikini tops and bottoms. She called it a fashion statement, they called it sabotage.
Nomark's loss is our gain. You can read Isla's suggestions for this season in the full issue of NO? Magazine.
NO? Magazine Give Away
Buy This at Allposters.com
Something for all you Twihard fans to sink your teeth into. NO? Magazine is celebrating its first edition with an original, not available in any store, exclusive.
You have read the books, watched the film, bought the T Shirt, poster (see left) and bought the merchandise.
We are giving away 25 boxes of our custom made Twilight Tissues. This giveaway is not to be sneezed at. Wipe your eyes with Edward, blow your nose on Bella. Take them with you to bed, to the bathroom or out wherever you go, the tissues, not Edward and Bella. The tissues are printed with the Twilight logo and names of the Twilight characters. (not shown in picture)
Enter today. Call our premium rate give away hot line at 0808 000 000 000 and answer our easy question and you will be entered into the give away.
Issue 2 of NO? Magazine
Coming up in issue 2 of NO? Magazine:
World first, The Secret World of London’s Hoppers. They tried to hide their secret but we found them out. In our next issue we blow the lid on the secret hoppers and reveal the secret identities on London’s most famous secret hoppers. “Once you hop, you can’t stop.”
If you like the Annoying Orange, you are going to love Alien Lemon, find out more in issue 2.
We interview the star of the popular TV series The Secret Diary of a Chambermaid. She will be telling why it is time for a clean sweep.
Say Yes to NO? Magazine, the first for No news.
The Comedy Store - By John-Paul Stephenson (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Pretty Girls by April Sommers
Twilight Logo - By Scarce (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Headache courtesy of Kozzi.com
All other images ©P.Christou